Today I had to go to this meeting where I was supposed to pretend i'm vegan and that I care about rabbits' rights. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a supporter of animal violence but really....is it really necessary for us to make animal laws? Animals don't care when i'm driving and they decide to come stand right in front of me (thats when I visit Jersey for Christmas, those stupid deers and birds) just saying. so here i am acting like i really care and supporting my client to drop thousands of dollars for rabbit rights. Its like once your rich and bored anything sounds good to you.
finally got home, changed into my yoga pants (it looked like fun and heard about all that breathing and flexibility stuff, unfortunately its not as easy as it seems...) and started thinking about how in the world would i ever do yoga when my Daisy called
"hey daisy, what's up?'
"ummm...do you remeber when we were eating cookies and cream ice cream and watching The Notebook and you were bawling your eyes out after lucas broke up with you"
before i continue i just want to say...Don't judge me! it was a hard period in my life..i mean he did dump me...but i do have to say that cookies and cream ice cream is the best type of ice cream to eat when your crying because you have to chew the cookie pieces which stop you from saying the stupid things in your head...(just incase you might want to try this in the future)
"yes daisy, i don't think you would ever let me forget"
"well, you remember when you about to pass out on your sofa after we danced and sang alone to your whole taylor swift album"
" i think i do...stop killing me daisy, where are trying to get to?"
" well you wispered in my ear that whenever i need a huge favor you'll be there"
"errmm..i think i said i'll pay you back but okay....."
"same thing L!"
" so what do you want Daisy?"
"well so basically,mymomiscommingtovisitandi'mgoingonaconferenceandIwon'tbehereforthefirstweeksocanyoutakeherin?"
" what??!"
" please???"
" no!"
'please!!...you owe me!!"
"not that much!!!"
So to let you guys understand ,Daisy's mom is the most irritating, demanding person in the world..she practically bullied me when I spent thanksgiving break at their house in Connecticut!
" NO!"
"come on, you owe me!!!"
" don't do this to me, you know she hates me!!"
" no she dosen't you're being ridiculous right now. out of everyone she chose you to live with!!"
she did?.....I smell deciet!!!
"add a $200 and we'll make a deal"
" I hate you!"
" deal or no deal?"
" I'll pay you when we meet for dinner on wednesday with her meds list and flight details"
"cash only please"
"your lucky we're talking through wires or i'd strangle you right now"
"tsk, tsk, is that the way you talk to your ,monther's caregiver?"
" whatever" and she hung up on me....i should have asked for $300 more....
finally got home, changed into my yoga pants (it looked like fun and heard about all that breathing and flexibility stuff, unfortunately its not as easy as it seems...) and started thinking about how in the world would i ever do yoga when my Daisy called
"hey daisy, what's up?'
"ummm...do you remeber when we were eating cookies and cream ice cream and watching The Notebook and you were bawling your eyes out after lucas broke up with you"
before i continue i just want to say...Don't judge me! it was a hard period in my life..i mean he did dump me...but i do have to say that cookies and cream ice cream is the best type of ice cream to eat when your crying because you have to chew the cookie pieces which stop you from saying the stupid things in your head...(just incase you might want to try this in the future)
"yes daisy, i don't think you would ever let me forget"
"well, you remember when you about to pass out on your sofa after we danced and sang alone to your whole taylor swift album"
" i think i do...stop killing me daisy, where are trying to get to?"
" well you wispered in my ear that whenever i need a huge favor you'll be there"
"errmm..i think i said i'll pay you back but okay....."
"same thing L!"
" so what do you want Daisy?"
"well so basically,mymomiscommingtovisitandi'mgoingonaconferenceandIwon'tbehereforthefirstweeksocanyoutakeherin?"
" what??!"
" please???"
" no!"
'please!!...you owe me!!"
"not that much!!!"
So to let you guys understand ,Daisy's mom is the most irritating, demanding person in the world..she practically bullied me when I spent thanksgiving break at their house in Connecticut!
" NO!"
"come on, you owe me!!!"
" don't do this to me, you know she hates me!!"
" no she dosen't you're being ridiculous right now. out of everyone she chose you to live with!!"
she did?.....I smell deciet!!!
"add a $200 and we'll make a deal"
" I hate you!"
" deal or no deal?"
" I'll pay you when we meet for dinner on wednesday with her meds list and flight details"
"cash only please"
"your lucky we're talking through wires or i'd strangle you right now"
"tsk, tsk, is that the way you talk to your ,monther's caregiver?"
" whatever" and she hung up on me....i should have asked for $300 more....
