"yes Jess?"
"just reminding you that you have a court hearing in a hour, just in case you want a head start"
'thanks hun.....i'll get right to it"
"k"
i really don't want to go to court but what can i do.........who am i kidding?...i am so ready for this!...time to show him who's the boss...i guess i should calm down.
so as for stupid people, about two weeks ago the weirdest thing happened......my cousin got arrested. yes, i know, how awful....blah, blah, blah but the funny thing is that to us this is freaking awesome! even my mom and dad were super excited when they were relaying the incident to me.....
okay, let me explain, my family is full of a buch of goody two-shoes that if your caught trying to evade taxes by using uncle Jeremy's charity its a huge deal!....i mean if you can find a way, why not use it?
anyways, i digress..so, he was caught stealing an ATM! oh my goodness...when i heard the news you should've seen me! i don't think i've ever laughed that hard. who the hell steals an ATM!? and even worse he said he stole it, not because it had money but because the blue and red Bank of America theme was perfect for the color scheme of his 'man loft'! are you kidding me! i always knew we had retarded people in my family...they were just waiting for the right moment. even Daisy was like 'it's about time!'
back to the courtroom....
you know, i think the most annoying thing right after cyclist on the road are arrogant, cocky bastards....yeah and Lucas is like the king of them all. you should have seen him, walking into the courtroom looking like he had it all under control...argghhh...he's so annoying...
(hey, if im boring you with my rant, this is my blog and i made it to rant!!)
long story short...four long hours later with two breaks in-between, I won!!!...hell yeah!!!...i showed that bastard!!! and yes, it feels awesome!..
then after we were done and i was packing up my files in my briefcase when he sauntered over and whispered in my ear
'you may have won this battle but you haven't won mine'
oh...the nerve!!!!....
'i'm sorry am i lost or are you confused? there is no battle, baby cause we're done!..so do me a favor and back off!...i heard your partner's secretatry is ready for the taking'
and with that i locked my breifcase and walked out. today was a good day and he's not going to kill it for me....now where are my four best friends when i need them?
